Friday 31 August 2012

Poetry: Picked Last

I was a red mango
Growing on the last tree
On this family farm
In Jamaica

Nobody bothers
To ring on my doors
To know my unique
Talent and sweet hospitality

A mango degree I have sir
What a beautiful tropical qualification

But the tractors work on time management
Round feet and round brains I call them
They dish out soot when they pass me
What a fart if that was me I would be in the bin

Thursday 16 August 2012

Olympic Winners at Helium




Helium Wrestling

They wrestled with words and pinned their articles to the mat! Congratulations to gold medalist Moeze Lalji, silver medalist Stella Kaye and bronze medalist Ann Major, as well as to all the fierce wrestling competitors: In total you leapfrogged 1,113 articles into higher ranks. Way to go! When you're all done admiring our grapplers' feats of strength, head back over to the Helium Summer Olympics main page to see more Olympic achievements.